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Things parents forget to tell their children: →
Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay. Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else. Stretch marks. Those are a thing. Everyone gets ‘em. If you don’t, you probably don’t have skin. Vaginas smell. Every vagina has a scent. Don’t worry about it! (Unless something seems wrong, then...
terezi-owns2: THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG Why do you feel the need to shout this story at us? Contrary to the Gilbert Gottfried philosophy, you cannot increase the humor of your anecdote by simply shouting it at everyone.
Some people are great drummers, some people are great guitarists, Dave is both....– Paul McCartney on Dave Grohl (via eyes-like-wild-flowers)
nomadicrobot: If you reblog something, I can tell that you like it. Honestly all of the “this”, “my life”, and other nonsense that doesn’t really say contribute anything is bullshit. Why don’t you all just put “I find this interesting”? If you reblog it because you don’t agree with it, or want to expand, that’s a great time to comment. I feel like the more people flock on here and do the same...
soulofrubber: Dear Beatles fandom, shipping McLennon is ok not shipping McLennon is ok shipping Starrison is ok not shipping Starrison is ok calling Paul “pol” and George “joj” is ok not calling Paul “pol” and George “joj” is ok liking Yoko is ok respectfully disliking Yoko is ok The point is you can do whatever the fuck you want and shouldn’t get hate for it, man I would like to...
zackisontumblr: odolnost: if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends they would both be dead, i don’t think either would look very happy to see you The dog might survive by eating the boyfriend, though I always saw...
I would just like to point out that cats and...